- THIS IS MY OPINION ONLY.
- NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
- THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE.
- DON’T ASK ME FOR IT.
- I KNOW NOTHING AND I AM FREQUENTLY WRONG.
- HIRE A LAWYER.
- THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE
- READ 1-7 AGAIN.
- AND AGAIN.
- GOT IT?
Seriously. Even though I blog about criminal law, recent opinions, proposed legislation and other things, THEY ARE MY OPINION ONLY. ONLY ME, ACTING INDIVIDUALLY ALONE. BY MYSELF. I AM WRONG. I AM AN IDIOT. I AM CLUELESS. I AM UNEDUCATED. NO AFFILIATION HERE BETWEEN MY OPINIONS AND THAT OF MY EMPLOYER OR ANY BODY ELSE. I CANNOT GIVE YOU ADVICE. I AM A TRAINED PIGEON. Thank you for reading.
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