Legal Disclaimer/Privacy Policy

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Legal Disclaimer:

In brief:

  1. THIS IS MY OPINION ONLY.
  2. NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.
  3. THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE.
  4. DON’T ASK ME FOR IT.
  5. I KNOW NOTHING AND I AM FREQUENTLY WRONG.
  6. HIRE A LAWYER.
  7. THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE
  8. READ 1-7 AGAIN.
  9. AND AGAIN.
  10. GOT IT?

Seriously. Even though I blog about criminal law, recent opinions, proposed legislation and other things, THEY ARE MY OPINION ONLY. ONLY ME, ACTING INDIVIDUALLY ALONE. BY MYSELF. I AM WRONG. I AM AN IDIOT. I AM CLUELESS. I AM UNEDUCATED. NO AFFILIATION HERE BETWEEN MY OPINIONS AND THAT OF MY EMPLOYER OR ANY BODY ELSE. I CANNOT GIVE YOU ADVICE. I AM A TRAINED PIGEON. Thank you for reading.

In full: The legal analysis and opinions offered on this blog are those of the author individually and are not reflective or indicative of the opinions and positions of the author’s employer. Nothing on this blog is to be construed as legal advice and is not meant to be so. If you have legal problems, please hire an attorney and consult with him/her. Please do not e-mail me with legal questions. If you would like to discuss a legal issue, that’s fine. I cannot give advice. Do not rely on anything written in this blog for legal advice. Everything written here is my own opinion. My opinion may be based on incorrect information and I may be completely and utterly clueless and wrong. For all anyone knows, I might be a trained monkey typing random words. If you disagree with any of my posts or opinions, please feel free to leave a comment. Intelligent discourse is always welcome.

Privacy policy:

When you submit a comment on this blog, you are required to provide your e-mail address. When you use the contact form to contact the authors of this blog, you are required to submit your e-mail address. Rest assured that we do not share your e-mail address with anyone (really, we don’t have the time or the inclination). Your privacy is just as important to us as ours. Only in the very limited circumstance that you ask us to share your e-mail will we consider doing so. In all other situations, fuhgeddabootit.

However, if you submit a comment or a contact form that is insulting, threatening, harassing or otherwise insidious, your identity will be revealed, just so others can mock you.

Comments policy:

If you choose to comment on any post or page on the blog, please understand that you are bound by the terms of the comments policy.

Thank you and please enjoy the blog.

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