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Liveblogging ‘The Defenders’ Ep. 2

Well, The Whole Truth was completely unbearable last week, so I caught the first episode of The Defenders on On Demand and it was actually enjoyable and closer to real life practice than The Whole Truth, so I’m making the switch to that show tonight. Join me as John Jim Belushi and that guy who looks sorta like the guy from The Practice engage in more craziness in Sin City.

Liveblogging The Whole Truth

As if I wasn’t enough of a masochist.

Liveblogging Raising The Bar: Season 2, Episode 4

Liveblogging Raising the Bar: Season Finale

Well, it’s finally here: the season finale of Raising the Bar. We started liveblogging with Episode 3 [all the liveblogs can be found in the 'tv shows' category] and now it’s time to wrap it up. Join us for what is sure to be a humdinger. I have it on good authority that someone is dreaming and someone is related to someone else.

No, I kid. I know nothing. But join us anyway. There will be a drinking game and lots of polls.

Update: By demand of the show’s creator, here are the rules for the drinking game:

  • Every time Zack Morris says “brother”, take 2 sips.
  • Every time Judge Trudy yells at Zack, take 1 sip.
  • When the characters go to their bar, you have to refill your drink.
  • When a client has a feel-good reason for committing his/her crime, take 3 sips.
  • When a prosecutor hides the ball, take 1 sip.
  • When a prosecutor makes a sexual comment, take 1 sip.
  • When Zack’s boss blushes, take 1 sip.
  • When Richie Rich blushes, take 2 sips.
  • When Zack Morris bites his tongue, take 2 sips.
  • When Zack Morris goes on a rant, finish the bottle.
  • When a client cries…well…shed a tear, will ya?
  • When Zack is unprepared for a hearing, put your head in your hands.
  • When a client is acquitted, shout for joy and do a shot of your favorite liquor.
  • More as the show progresses.

OMG

I just p*ssed my pants

Oh Jack Bauer, how I’ve missed you.

Liveblogging Raising the Bar: Episode Penultimate

Second to last episode of our favorite criminal justice show is on at 10pm! Be sure to check in

Trading cases

Say it ain’t so, David F.! Last night’s episode of Raising the Bar included a storyline about a client of Bobbi the public defender, who had been waiting two years for a trial, but which the prosecutor kept putting off because she wasn’t ready. Then the prosecutor bluffed and put the trial on the “ready list”, knowing full well that the client really shouldn’t go to trial. With me so far?

In another subplot, Zack Morris has a client who is (again) getting screwed [and there's this innovative tangent about how the warrant is defective because it doesn't state the chemical name of Ecstacy. Oh, this client is also the gay clerk's secret lover]. In order to convince the prosecutor to give him a misdemeanor, he agrees to convince Bobbi to not object to a continuance in her case where the guy has been waiting forever.

The last I remember of this subplot was that Bobbi told Zack to stuff it. I even remarked in the liveblog that that particular loose end had not been tied up and I wondered whether they’d pick it up in the next episode.

Perhaps it was toward the end of the show and I lost interest, but Miranda today informed me that, actually, the implication was that Bobbi agreed to continuance because Zack asked her to. This is hinted in the second to last scene, when they all congregate in the bar. As Zack enters, he sees Bobbi and the rabid prosecutor sharing a drink and laughing. Zack comments that Bobbi has a new best friend and she tells him that the prosecutor bought her a drink and that now Zack owes her.

I totally missed it. So chime in if that happened and if that’s your interpretation of the scene. Because if it is, then I’m really disgusted.

The implication, obviously, is that we trade cases. You give me something on this case and I’ll give you something on that case.

I can’t tell you how many times clients have told me that they felt they “got sold” in previous cases. That their lawyer “traded” them in for a favorable result in another.

Not only is it completely unethical, but also quite disgusting. We have a duty to each client and no self-respecting public defender that I know would do something like that.

For Feige to suggest that – and with the character of the intelligent, passionate and no-nonsense Bobbi no less – is a surprise.

Scott wrote a while ago about “the bank” going out of business. I don’t think this is the kind of bank he had in mind. If it was, then I’m glad it went out of business.

You absolutely do not – ever – compromise the rights of one client for another. You fight for both. I don’t care how difficult the prosecutor is. You lose all credibility when you start leveraging clients against one another.

I’m absolutely flabbergasted that David F. would include this in his show and insinuate that such things actually occur. This does nothing to dispel the commonly held misconceptions that we work for the state, we don’t care about our clients and we’re evil.

On the show itself: I think it has stopped being a legal show and has turned into a pure and simple drama that happens to be located in a courthouse. That’s how I will continue to watch it.

But not if this shit happens again.

Raising The Bar: Episode Seven of Nine (Actually Eight)

Oh how I miss seeing the Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One on TV. Maybe they could have a storyline where Zach Morris has to defend Seven after she’s killed a Borg member in self-defense, because the Borg was trying to assimilate the prosecutor’s office.

Um…..Anyway, get ready for the liveblog, starting at 10:00pm EST/9:00pm CST/something PST.

Raising the Bar Liveblog: Episode 6

Just a reminder: Liveblog upcoming at 10pm. Join in!

Raising the Bar Episode 5

Live blog coming tonight at 10pm!

Raising the Bar

You’ve probably heard by now that Steven Bochco and David Feige‘s Raising the Bar premieres on Monday at 10pm on TNT. It stars Zack Morris as a public defender and Malcolm’s mom as a crazy judge (who, thankfully, doesn’t seem to yell as much in this new role).

I’ll probably tune in, just to see what real world experience brings to a legal show. The reviews have been mixed, but that shouldn’t stop you.

For example, some guy in the Boston Herald writes:

In this universe, justice is dispensed on the basis of personal relationships between the court representatives. The defendants are pawns between rivals, roommates or lovers who look to one-up each other.

Never has the justice system looked so silly.

That’s not silly! I read that and think: “Hey! Maybe this show is true-to-life!” So we’ll see. Will this come close to unseating The Practice as the best legal show of all time? I don’t think anything can, but I’ll be very entertained if it comes remotely close.

If you’ve been living under a rock (or just without TV) and want to get a glimpse of this show, here are some links:

Behind-the-scenes

Sneak Peek

But, if you’re using Firefox, you’ll have to download some stupid Turner plugin. Which, in this day and age, is just annoying. So instead, you’re better off using IE for these links (ugh).

Note to TNT folks: There are, like, 200 video plugins out there that don’t require some software install. Use one of them [or just use Flash!?!]. Don’t make me install some special plugin for your website only and under absolutely zero circumstances should you force me to use IE to look at a website. Because once you do that, I’ll never come back to your site.