residency restrictions

The Motions some people file

Here’s something to make you chuckle this Sunday morning:

On April 5, 1996, this Court ordered Plaintiff to show cause why this Court should not impose Rule 11 sanctions upon him for filing a motion for improper purposes. The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled “Motion to Kiss My Ass” (Doc. 107) in which he moved “all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother f[...] you.”

Washington v. Alaimo, 934 F. Supp. 1395 (1996). Awesome :D