Archive for March, 2009

Lege ponders bill to ignore Fed’l Constitution

Alternate title: CT legislature considers bill seceding from these United States of America.

State Republican Senator Dan Debicella apparently hasn’t heard of the Federal constitution, or doesn’t care that it exists. That can be the only logical explanation for his sponsorship of this bill, which effectively overrules Kennedy v. Louisiana.

The proposed bill would make a sexual assault, under section 53a-70, 53a-70a or 53a-71 of the general statutes, of a child under thirteen years punishable by death.

Now, for those of you with extremely short memories *cough*Debicella*cough*, Kennedy held that:

AWAinCT: We dun’t want yer kind ’round ‘ere

One of the more disturbing provisions being considered by the Lege in adopting the Adam Walsh Act here in Connecticut (and this provisions mirrors one in the actual AWA, I’m told) requires…well read it for yourself:

(d) Any person who is a registered sexual offender under the laws of any other state who enters this state and fails to notify the Commissioner of Public Safety in writing not less than forty-eight hours prior to entering the state of the information required under this section or falsely reports such information shall be guilty of a class D felony.

Oh yes. There is nothing missing from that sentence. If you were looking (and correctly so) for a qualifying clause in that language that required an individual to establish a residence here before being subject to “registration” you didn’t find it because it’s not there. It’s in the proposed subsection (c).

Subsection (d), that I just quoted above, mandates that anyone entering the State, for whatever reason, notify Public Safety 48 hours in advance. This is so silly it’s scary. There are no exceptions for emergencies or unplanned trips or anything. At all.

So if you’re required to register in CA, and are driving through from Yankee Stadium to Fenway Park to see the Yankees sweep the Red Sox and you take I-95 or the Merritt or I-91 or I-84 (all of which pass through Connecticut), you have to call public safety.

If you’re travelling only in NY and the highway you’re on has been shut down due to a nuclear spill and mutants are running wild and you have to divert through CT briefly to avoid becoming a mutant yourself, you have just committed a felony.

In fact, an argument can be made that if you’re flying from NY to CA and the plane makes an emergency landing at Bradley international airport in Windsor Locks, you have just committed a felony.

The rationale, as I understand it, is that the previous “undue delay” requirement wasn’t enough

New CT law blog

Finally, some competition. There’s another CT law blog that’s burst onto the scene, posting about everything and anything. Creatively titled the Nutmeg Lawyer, the blog is written by Adrian Baron of some firm with an almost certainly non-Firefox compatible website.

I think Scott will take a liking to him (although, I don’t really think so, since Baron seems to be a fan of Avvo). The blog has been added to the sidebar.

Domain issues

Folks, I don’t know how much longer this blog will be around. The domain registration is/was up sometime in the past few days/this weekend and I’m fighting with the domain registrar. Apparently, some company put in a bid on the domain and purchased it (I don’t know how that’s possible). I’m trying to get it back, but they tell me that if I’m not successful, the domain will transfer to the new owner sometime next week. I’ll keep you guys posted. Thanks.

The Adam Walsh Act is coming to Connecticut

I only just realized that there’s a bill currently in the legislature implementing the Adam Walsh Act. Folks, this is some nasty, scary shit. For the first time in my life, I think I might be moved enough to call my legislator to oppose this. I will have plenty of posts on the AWA in the coming days, but for now, here’s the bill.

(Disturbing) Video Wednesday

Here are two videos, on different ends of the spectrum, both equally disturbing in their own right.

First, from Meriden, CT, a brutal beating by a cop caught on tape. I mean, it’s really brutal.

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Second, from Capitol Hill, Rep. Barney Frank makes a bizarre statement:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lquwFjsZ4nQ[/youtube]

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Look ma! No hands intent

facepalmImagine you’re sitting at a dinner table with some friends. You pick up a fork to eat some salad. Suddenly, cops come bursting into your house and arrest you for the murder of your friend who’s sitting across the table. You’re convicted and then the Supreme Court upholds your conviction because you took the first step in a series of actions that could lead to murder.

Welcome to the world of Michael Cyr [pdf]. Except he wasn’t eating dinner with a fork, but rather sitting in his car, drunk, with the key firmly in his pocket. He started the engine with a remote starter and then sat in the driver’s seat, with the key in his pocket. He wasn’t going anywhere, but that didn’t matter to the CT Supreme Court.

So what, you say, he was sitting in the car, with the engine on. It’s reasonable to assume that he meant to drive it drunk. But that’s just the problem. The Supreme Court held that the State does not have to prove intent in cases like this. So he could have been sitting to stay warm, or to sleep in his car. In fact, he could have been trying to avoid driving drunk. But none of that matters. He turned on the engine and sat in the driver’s seat. Therefore, he is guilty of driving under the influence.

The law of DUI in CT is just as ass backwards as this decision. Read from Cyr itself:

Shh…don’t look now…

but the Judiciary Committee is in full swing again and is considering several important bills again. Here’s a listing of the bills up for public hearing today, with some links to submitted testimony. I’ll have more on specific bills as they progress.

S.B. No. 348 (COMM) AN ACT CONCERNING THE VIDEOTAPING OF CUSTODIAL INTERROGATIONS. (JUD)

S.B. No. 349 (COMM) AN ACT CONCERNING THE PENALTY FOR POSSESSION OF A SMALL AMOUNT OF MARIJUANA. (JUD)

S.B. No. 357 (COMM) AN ACT CONCERNING EYEWITNESS IDENTIFICATION. (JUD)

S.B. No. 537 (COMM) AN ACT PROVIDING COMMUNITY REINTEGRATION SERVICES TO END-OF-SENTENCE INMATES. (JUD)

S.B. No. 543 (COMM) AN ACT CONCERNING SENTENCE REVIEW Modifications. (JUD)

Who is this guy!?!?

“Who is this guy?”, an experienced trial attorney recently confided in me, is one of the essences of jury selection and the best we can hope to do. Prospective jurors are faced with a pretty intimidating (and boring) day. “What do you think of the presumption of innocence?” “Do you need to hear both sides of the story?” “Are you racist?” “Have you ever been the victim of a crime?”

They’re subjected to intensely personal questions and constantly asked “tell me more about that”. They’re expected to bare their souls to 3-5 complete strangers, all in a 45 minute span. No one even buys them dinner or drinks first.

Most people in a jury panel aren’t stupid these days, either. They know the drill; they’ve been around. Either they themselves or someone they know has been called to jury duty. They’ve seen enough TV shows and news reports to know the drill. Whether they admit it or not, they know what the correct answers are.

Which makes answering the question so much more difficult. No one wants to seem prejudiced or bigoted in public, in front of complete strangers. This is why, I believe, in a number of cases “rehabilitation” of jurors is a crock of shit. The cat’s out of the bag and now everyone’s trying desperately to shove it back in.

Eyeballs: a Texas delicacy

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How many times can one say: “It happens only in Texas” and not sound repetitive? I’m pushing the envelope here. Because, this just happened in Texas.

A man plucked and ate both his eyeballs (though not at the same time) and yet he was found competent to stand trial and be convicted of capital murder. Texas sure loves their executions (and eyeball marinara).

A condemned Texas inmate with a history of mental problems who removed his only eye and ate it in a bizarre outburst several months ago on death row lost an appeal Wednesday at the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals.

Thomas “is clearly ‘crazy,’ but he is also ‘sane’ under Texas law,” Judge Cathy Cochran wrote in a 14-page statement accompanying the court’s brief order upholding Thomas’ conviction and punishment.

Yes, that does seem to be a contradiction of terms, although I guess one can argue that the legal standard for “sane” is so damn low that even eating one’s eyeballs clears that standard.

I’m going to pause for a second here while we all collectively shudder.

Everything about this case, including the murders themselves, are truly bizarre:

It depends on what “unlawfully remains” means

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Lookin' goooood!

So the other day, I went to Miranda’s house. While there, I noticed she had a new iPod Nano. The thing looked damn good. So I thought I’d get myself one. Then I remembered that I was a public defender and I didn’t make much money. So I started thinking. What if I took it and didn’t tell her? What if I took it and didn’t return it? What if I took it and then I thought better of it and put it back, all without her knowing?1

What crime would I be guilty of? (Yes, I am that nerdy.)

There is an easy answer and a difficult question. The easy answer, of course, is Larceny in the Sixth Degree, a C misdemeanor. The difficult question, however, is whether I am guilty of Burglary.

The burglary statutes have several common elements. Judging by the title of this post, you know which one I want to focus on. Here’s the entire Burglary 2nd statute:

A year older and sadder

So I’m not talking to any of you. It was my birthday yesterday and no one wished me. (Well, two people did. Thanks Skelly and the other person who knows who he is.) Oddly, the exact same thing happened last year. I’m beginning to believe that you people don’t care about me – and it’s evidenced by the disrespect I’ve been getting in various parts of the country. Just for that, I want you all to stare into my eyes and beg for forgiveness (and no, I will not put it behind a cut):

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Depends on what “actually present” means

Last year, in the wake of the Cheshire murders, the legislature got it into their heads that our current Burglary statutes weren’t sufficient to prosecute the act of a home invasion1. While not true, they felt there had to be some response to the murders and as a result, passed the home invasion statute.

There isn’t much difference between the Burglary statute and the “home invasion” statute. But let’s take it one step at a time. Here are the elements of the home invasion statute:

  1. A person
  2. Enters or remains unlawfully
  3. In a dwelling
  4. While a person other than a participant
  5. Is “actually present” in that dwelling
  6. The “offender” has the intent to commit a crime
  7. AND
  8. In the course of committing “the offense”
  9. either commits or attempts to commit a felony
  10. against “the person” of 4 & 5 above
  11. OR
  12. the “offender” is armed with explosives or a DW or a DI
  13. “course of committing” is either an act or attempt
  14. or in flight thereafter.

More, including a poll, after the jump.

When is an assault not an assault?

When it’s a strangulation. Yes, as of 2008, the Connecticut legislature has created the crime of “Strangulation” (I’d link to it, but it isn’t up on the website yet).

Is it redundant? What does it really mean? Let’s find out! The first step, of course, is to conduct an elements analysis. There are two degrees of strangulation, both felonies. Let’s start with Strangulation in the First Degree:

(a) A person is guilty of strangulation in the first degree when such person commits strangulation in the second degree as provided in section 53a-64bb and (1) in the commission of such offense, such person (A) uses or attempts to use a dangerous instrument, or (B) causes serious physical injury to such other person, or (2) such person has previously been convicted of a violation of this section or section 53a-64bb.

Huh? Okay, let’s look at Strangulation in the Second Degree (53a-64bb):

(a) A person is guilty of strangulation in the second degree when such person restrains another person by the neck or throat with the intent to impede the ability of such other person to breathe or restrict blood circulation of such other person and such person impedes the ability of such other person to breathe or restricts blood circulation of such other person.

Here’s what I don’t understand. How do you commit strangulation in the second degree without using a “dangerous instrument”? Especially in light of the fact that hands (or fists or feet or limbs) may be “dangerous instruments”:

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