I haven’t done this in a few months, so on this Friday the 13th let’s take a look at what brought you psychotic internet readers to my blog. As always, act your age.

  1. Of all the searches, the top non law related search was for “naked pictures”. Unfortunately, all they got was this lousy post.
  2. “me naked” was also popular. Presumably, these people have no mirrors.
  3. “is law school for me” is also a surprisingly common phrase used in search engines, just behind “what is my name”.
  4. “shame on you”. yes, shame on me indeed.
  5. “stachatory rape laws”
  6. quite a few visitors admonished me to “learn law” or, in the case of the more articulate ones “learn the law”.
  7. I like the simplicity of this one: “beer”. Yes, please.
  8. “Eye of the beholder porn”. That’s a new fetish.
  9. my personal favorite: “gravity defender”. Now if only they meant gravitas defender.
  10. “let me see you naked”, to which I say “buy me a drink first”.
  11. “humorous porn”. Porn is serious business.
  12. “Is it ethical for a public defender to refuse to represent a person believed to be guilty?” I get this one a lot, so let me say this once and for all: No.
  13. “halp”. bai, thx.
  14. “purple heart trees”. And they say you have to earn one.
  15. “asleep”. Okay, I get the hint.
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