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Unemployable

Posted on April 12, 2008 by Gideon

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During my first year in law school, I wanted to be an International Human Rights lawyer. Seriously. Then, for reasons that may be explained another day, I decided I wanted to practice criminal law. Specifically, I wanted to be a public defender. So I set about doing that. I ignored the law reviews, I ignored the Moot Court board, I ignored all the write on competitions - heck, I even ignored “OCI” (on-campus interviews). While many of my friends were working their rears off during our first summer trying to get their “write-on” application completed, I was chugging Long Island Iced Teas at the local watering hole.

I don’t regret it one bit. I love my job and I don’t see that changing anytime soon.

But. On March 31st of this year, when I was preparing for that poor April Fool’s Day joke, I decided to take a look around the big firm websites in CT to see if there were any job openings. Just for a lark.

Take DayPitney, for example. DayPitney - formerly Day, Berry & Howard - may be the “biggest” Connecticut law firm. They have several openings. I’ll list them and you tell me how I’d fare if I applied:

Candidates for these positions must possess strong academic credentials and superior writing and communication skills, as well as New York Bar admission. These are excellent opportunities offering competitive salaries and benefits packages.

REAL ESTATE:

Real Estate Associate (3-5 years) with strong commercial leasing experience.

CORPORATE & BUSINESS LAW DEPARTMENT:

We are seeking an associate to join our Corporate and Business Law Department, as follows:

* Associate (mid-level to senior) with general tax and international tax experience.
CORPORATE AND BUSINESS LAW: LIFE SCIENCES AND HEALTHCARE

* Associate with 2-3 years experience for transactional and regulatory healthcare matters. Ideal candidate would possess prior experience in providing legal advice to healthcare, pharmaceutical, biotechnology, medical device, research institutions and technology-related entities.

CORPORATE ASSOCIATE:

* Associate with 3-5 years of mergers and acquisitions, securities regulations and broker-dealer experience, as well as general corporate matters. Additional experience with NASD and SEC regulations a plus.

FINANCIAL SERVICES ASSOCIATE:

* Bankruptcy Associate (3-5 years) with strong bankruptcy and commercial litigation experience. Loan transactional experience a plus.

It goes on and on, just like that. Sometimes I feel like the Aflac duck…

Needless to say, I would probably not be accepted to fill any of those positions. Not that I want them, mind you (although the extra money sure would be nice).

Here I am, with a number of years’ experience, with over a dozen trials under my belt, with a few appellate arguments, with over 100 clients I have personally dealt with and yet I would fail miserably at any of those jobs.

It just amazes me that when we go through law school, we get the same basic training, yet when we graduate, our work becomes so specialized that my law-school friend and I couldn’t switch jobs for a week without coming dangerously close to engaging in malpractice.

Any of you out there that have made the jump from purely criminal work (as a pd at that) to purely civil at a big firm? What was it like?

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Comment by Alec
2008-04-12 17:38:35

What’s really funny about that is that commercial “litigation” is advertised as one of their practice areas, including white collar criminal defense. Now, any law student who graduates with a focus on criminal law (be it a specialization, their summer job, etc.) is likely to have more courtroom experience than a new associate at that firm. Hell, I had a federal bench trial.

This is one of the things that annoys me when legal commentators complain about how loaded our courts are. Civil litigation takes too long, etc. Well, it wouldn’t if we hadn’t criminalized such a large percentage of human activities.

Comment by Gideon
2008-04-12 22:29:48

Well, I intentionally did not look at the “first year associate” postings.

 
Comment by karl
2008-04-13 10:18:23

One of the things I loathe about the justice system is how a civil case might take 3 years to get to trial and have endless discovery. I guy looking at decades gets gavelled out to trial in a mere fraction of that time & you’ll still be getting discovery as the first witness is hitting the stand.

With that said, there large firms I know (albeit a rare exception, not the rule, and large - not mega - firms) that do have legitimate criminal defense practices, who use their crim. def. people as their frontline litigators when trials happen, and do actually hire criminal defense lawyers with real experience.

Comment by Gideon
2008-04-13 15:16:26

I know of one large firm in CT that does criminal work - mostly pro bono - and two attorneys that do the work for them.

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Comment by SHG
2008-04-12 18:03:07

Ever wonder who graduates law school and says to himself, “I really, really want to be a bankruptcy lawyer!” Or, at 50 years old, says, “thank goodness I chose bankruptcy!” I’m sure there’s someone. Just not me.

Comment by Gideon
2008-04-12 22:28:53

Good question. I knew someone who wanted to do Mergers & Acquisitions law. I know someone else who loves employment law.

 
 
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