Comments on: Crack House Due Process

By: Gideon

Gideon — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:08:21 +0000

Lol. Yessiree. I especially love when they try to tackle confidential informants and assault on an officer cases.

By: MissConductpdx

MissConductpdx — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:27:18 +0000

#9: If you are “working” off a case for the cops, go work it at the crack house on the next block.

What did I win?

Don’t you just love the occasional gems that come hidden in police reports?

By: 'Ashiq Chris

'Ashiq Chris — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 00:03:32 +0000

#9 When the no smoking sign is lit, there is no smoking in the entire crack-house, including the lavatories. Tampering with, disabling or destroying the lavatory smoke detectors is prohibited by federal law and is punishable by up to a $2,000 fine.

If you have any questions about your stay here today, please don’t hesitate to ask one of our pipe-attendants. Thank you.

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:20:02 +0000

#9 Everyone must do their part to help make this crack house a crack home.

By: Appellate Law

Appellate Law — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:40:11 +0000

Crackhouse Law…

A lot of people that read this blog took courses in law school that dealt with the nature of law, and pondered the big questions of life, like, “What is law.” This is because we went to highly-ranked law schools…

By: Mark from Jersey

Mark from Jersey — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:55:31 +0000

Oh, and my entry is:

You drop the piece of crack, skank, and you get a backhanded bitch slap!

By: Mark from Jersey

Mark from Jersey — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:53:35 +0000

You'll find it on Urban Dictionary, but they give this word a sexual connotation. Here is the meaning, for those wondering about Number 8, of the word used in a drug-den context: Crumming: When coming down from a high, and no crack is left, a crackhead will often pick up little bits of white particles, or crumbs, that hopefully are the small remnants of a crack rock, accidentally broken off, dropped unused. As coming off the high, the crackhead is often exhibits paranoid behavior, so he starts picking up every little crumb in sight, examining it with great attention. He may be rewarded with an unused piece of crack. The only way to be sure is to put the crumb in a crackpipe, lite 'er up with the crack lighter (rigged so it has a giant flame), and if it melts and sizzles and smokes and has the taste, it is the real deal... I had the rare opportunity of watching a crackhead in action. One word describes the behavior: Bizzare.

By: Gideon

Gideon — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:32:33 +0000

Fantastic idea. I’ll update the post.

By: SaucyVixen

SaucyVixen — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:28:52 +0000

I think #9 provides a fantabulous opportunity for a contest.

The person who thinks of the best Rule #9 wins… well, wins something.