What would your criminal record look like?

Txpd is soliciting your hypothetical criminal record – if everything you had done as a juvenile was reported to the police and prosecuted. I can think of a few “schoolyard” fights I got into that would have surely made it onto my hypothetical criminal record had it not been handled the good old-fashioned way: a scuffle, yelling by parents on both sides and then back to being friends the next day.

So, fess up, what’s yours look like?